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The following poem is a work of fiction and bears no relation to existing people or events.

Black Dude With The Animal Rights Ex-Wife (poem)
by drs. Efthimia Dilpizoglou
(c) 2016 all rights reserved

Hey You
Black Dude
With the animal rights ex-wife
In your previous marital life
This poem is a disgrace
Everyone in this room is still staring at me
Got a monkey face
Saving gorillas in Africa
With land mines exploding all over the place
Everything gone below the waist
American sitcom TV programs
She was a coke addict
Who snorted coke daily
Up to 3 grams
Got myself a tribal tattoo
To look less like a hoe
And more like hoodoo
Everyone sees it and goes: whoo-hoo
But they don’t see her go boo-hoo
When she’s with you at home at night
And you are cutting her down to size
Black dude
With the animal rights ex-wife
Cut through the martial bond with a big bush knife
I cut through the bullshit of your marital life wild growth with a tiny pocket knife
Let’s call her Vanessa
Your one wife lesser
I don’t get this marriage fetishization
People desperate to be in a couple
Getting married again and again
Seek to be with someone for the rest of their life
I said I’d never be anyone’s wife
But you still believe it’s supposed to be your life
A king ruling over your household
Another loser with an ex-wife
Trying to save animals
Trying to save your black ass
from the Nazis and the paparazzis
Trying to save your black monkey face
Kop dicht nou
Anders moet ik schreeuwen en dan word ik hees
Break everything if you must
And throw it all asunder
I know which white hick from Alabama
Your ex-wife’s faux leather boots were laid under
Πες μου αν νιώθεις τώρα τσατισμένος
Που είσαι ένας κερατωμένος καημένος
Μάρτυρας δυστυχισμένος
Άλλος ένας γάμος τελειωμένος
Άλλος ένας ουρακοτάγκος
Πέφτει από τον φινικά στο Μπόρνεο
Και πάει χαμένος
Don’t you remember who the fuck I am
I am the stalker outside your bedroom window
Who saw you waking up by yourself again
All alone at 3 A.M.

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