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I can’t stop laughing at all the smart-ass comments underneath the Calvin Harris/HAIM “Pray to God” video on Youtube.com. HAIM, in case you’ve been hiding under a rock, are basically three American-Jewish Stevie Nicks clones, and Calvin Harris is making a killing being a mainstream producer producing that big depthless crystal clear sound that is so typical of contemporary songs, and borrowing Danielle Haim’s voice for the occassion. HAIM originally had a sound that was more reminiscent of Tori Amos’ first album before she made Little Earthquakes, Y Kant Tori Read (that’s right boys and girls, THIS and THIS is the sound HAIM were aiming for, not Fleetwood Mac like all the wannabe hippies are telling you!), but it wasn’t mainstream enough for their new record label, so in comes Calvin Harris and in comes M83 to give HAIM a mainstream make-over.

But anyway, here’s an anthology of the funniest Youtube comments underneath HAIM’s attempt at mainstreamization:

– How can they look like Voldemort, Jane Volturi from twilight series and Madison Montgomery from AHS Coven at the same time ?!?!?!?!

– They could of moved around a bit more, just standing there for the majority of video

– So the video is just those three girls standing there and animals…..
– Actually, there is air, fake snow, fake trees, oxygen, backgrounds, twigs, soil, fake grass, lights, stars and rose petals :3 you were so wrong xDD

– I think PETA is going to be very angry at this video because it contains real animals.
– Jump off something tall please.
– What the hell are you talking about?
– he told u to commit suicide
– Hey! That’s not nice to say that!
– You’re a smart one…

– like in the biggining, the middle one, excuse me for not knowing the name , looks like she had drugs before the video clip was shot…
– looks like she had drugs but in a gorgeous way. yes

– At 1:35 did anyone else notice a red circle appear on her face and disappear
– Yes and there are two after 2:59 
– Lol I thought I was seeing things

The music video kinda tell u about Israel. Heres what the characters represent:
HAIM=Kingdom Of Israel
Eagle=USA
Wolf=Arabs
Lion=Persia
Bear=Russia
Bunny= I dunno..could be Bibi

– You DUMBASSES, the God he is talking about is SATAN! The symbolism is subtle but CLEAR. Calvin Harris worships Satan along with all the other Tidal cult morons! That is the purpose of Tidal, to unite all those in music who worship Lucifer. Time to WAKE UP, the CRAZY IS REAL, these type of ideologies run all throughout government and those with power or wealth.

SFW if I’m watching you

Timeline of unwanted visits from unknown Americans to this blog

Because WordPress does not allow users to block untrusted or suspicious IP addresses, I am going to document just how pervasive and obsessive these unwanted visits from unknown American users using American IP addresses are to my blog. However this person is who is visiting my blog, they are doing so on a weekly basis and multiple times per week. They are visiting my blog multiple times a week even when I am not posting anything here pertaining to Americans or of interest to Americans. Furthermore, they are following a direct link to my blog without a referrer, meaning, they are visiting this blog using an URL they already have. They are clearly patroling my blog. I don’t know who these people are and why they seem to be so obsessed with patroling my blog. When I first noticed this pattern of unknown Americans visiting my blog, I didn’t post anything to the blog for months and weeks to see whether there was a system to the visits, and indeed, it’s always American IP addresses visiting this blog almost every other day. Even when there is no other traffick to the blog whatsoever from any other country whatsoever, there are always these American IP addresses visiting the blog. They always go straight into the archive section, meaning, they are not here because of a specific topic of interest, they just want to see whether the blog has been updated.

I obviously have my own theories about who it is that is so obsessed with visiting my blog on an almost daily basis and what might bring them here, which I will not expectorate right now.

Continued harassment and lurking from unknown American IP addresses targeting my blog:

On the 8th of August 2015, an unknown American IP address visited this blog using the anonymizing search-engine https://search.disconnect.me. This time the country was not recorded by WordPress.com suggesting they are either using a proxy or Tor. The reference link from Disconnect.me was https://search.disconnect.me/searchTerms/serp?search=dbe02850-904d-4af2-9e85-14369cb96c44 The mere fact that I am visited twice in such a short time-span by someone using Disconnect.me, and the fact that this person is visiting my blog shortly after I’ve posted my log file about how my blog is continuously being patroled by Americans, strongly suggests that whoever is using Disconnect.me is one and the same person. I speculate that they are the same person who visited the blog on the 5th, leaving behind an American IP address, only to reemerge through Disconnect.me

On the 5th of August 2015, an unknown American IP address visited this blog using the anonymizing search-engine https://search.disconnect.me. The refence link from Disconnect.me was https://search.disconnect.me/searchTerms/serp?search=4ff93fa0-fcde-47a8-a341-c991039c7b89 Despite them using the disconnect.me search-engine the country of the abuser was recorded by WordPress.com, as is plainly shown on the print-screen image below:

Unknown Americans using Disconnect.me to patrole my blog

Evidence that unknown Americans are using the Disconnect.me search-engine to patrol my blog.

On the 5th of August an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog.
There was nothing for Americans to see on that day.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

On the 3rd of August an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog twice.
There was nothing for Americans to see on that day.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

On the 31st of July an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog twice.
There was nothing for Americans to see on that day.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

On the 30th of July an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog once.
There was nothing for Americans to see on that day.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

On the 25th of July an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog twice.
There was nothing for Americans to see on that day.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

On the 22nd of July an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog once.
There was nothing for Americans to see on that day.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

On the 19th of July an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog once.
There was nothing for Americans to see on that day.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

On the 16th of July an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog once.
There was nothing for Americans to see on that day.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

On the 14th of July an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog once.
There was nothing for Americans to see on that day.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

On the 9th of July an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog once.
There was nothing for Americans to see on that day.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

On the 8th of July an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog once.
There was nothing for Americans to see on that day.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

In the week of July 6, 2015 – July 12, 2015 this blog was visited by an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog 3 times.
There was nothing for Americans to see during that period.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

In the week of June 29, 2015 – July 5, 2015 this blog was visited by an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog 7 times.
There was nothing for Americans to see during that period.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

In the week of June 22, 2015 – June 28, 2015 this blog was visited by an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog 7 times.
There was nothing for Americans to see during that period.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

In the week of June 22, 2015 – June 28, 2015 this blog was visited by an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog 7 times.
There was nothing for Americans to see during that period.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

In the week of June 15, 2015 – June 21, 2015 this blog was visited by an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog 5 times.
There was nothing for Americans to see during that period.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

In the week of June 8, 2015 – June 14, 2015 this blog was visited by an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog 7 times.
There was nothing for Americans to see during that period.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

In the week of June 1, 2015 – June 7, 2015 this blog was visited by an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog 7 times.
There was nothing for Americans to see during that period.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

In the week of May 18, 2015 – May 24, 2015 this blog was visited by an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog 8 times.
There was nothing for Americans to see during that period.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

In the week of May 11, 2015 – May 17, 2015 this blog was visited by an unknown American using an American IP address visited this blog 8 times.
There was nothing for Americans to see during that period.
The person used a direct link to the archives of the blog, suggesting they already had the link and did not visit the website from a search-engine.

One of the Americans visiting my blog from a search engine used the following search engine to cover up their tracks:

https://search.disconnect.me/searchTerms/serp?search=4ff93fa0-fcde-47a8-a341-c991039c7b89

This means whoever was visiting my site using the search.disconnect.me search-engine did not want me to know about them visiting my site.

I plead with WordPress to change its policies to allow users to block traffick from unwanted and untrusted IP addresses.

The following blog entry is pure fiction and bears no relationship to existing people or events.

In Bed With Mr. V (short story)
by drs. Efthimia Dilpizoglou
(c) 2015 all rights reserved

The Blogger was lying in bed with mr V., a former Greek Minister of Finances and his hot blonde wife who was already fast asleep on his manly chest. The Blogger liked getting herself stuck between sweaty couples. The smell there was something else. Mr. V kisses his wife on her forehead.

“I haven’t fucked like this since I became Minister of Finances.” says mr. V. “Θεε μου, I really needed that.”.

“You know,” says the Blogger, “There are 11 000 000 people ready to fuck you, your wife and your friend Alex in gratitude of your service to the country.”. Mr V. smiles contently. “What will you do next? Besides fucking them all, that is?”
“I will go back to teaching.”
“Harvard?” asks the Blogger.
“No, I don’t want to run into George again.”
“But George is in the social studies department. Economics is another department at the other side of the campus.”, points out the Blogger.
“I’ve been there before, Harvard is a small world, a village of political power within an academic village.”. Mr. V reaches out to carress the Blogger’s hairy beaver, but the beaver snaps at his hand and crawls back into the river where it swims away in disgust. With the beaver out of the way, mr. V reaches between the legs of the Blogger. Her lips are sealed tight. Straight into her eyes he sees with no smile. She looks back with a “don’t even try, professor” stare. He smiles ironically and caresses the Blogger’s X-legs.

“Who else had the privilege of sharing the bed with you?” she insists.
“Don’t tell anyone…” says mr. V and whispers into her ear: “Fidel.”
“THE CUBAN?!”
“Shhh!” hushes mr. V. “No, no, no another minister of finances.”.
“Wow, you and Zoe and Alex are really out to fuck whomever you can lay your hands on, aren’t you?”. The Blogger raises an eyebrow, then moves herself between the legs of mr. V, who helpfully makes space for her.
“Do you know what it’s like to be fucked in the mouth every day by the likes of Angela, Jeroen, Martin, Mario, Wolfgang? Euromeeting upon euromeeting of them lining up to fuck you. I won’t even go into the the psycho-dynamics of all-night sessions to manufacture agreement.”
“As of tonight, I will know what it’s like to be fucked in the mouth by the former Greek minister of finances.”, thinks the Blogger to herself as she unrolls the condom.
“I’ve never been fucked in the mouth by Germans.”, admits the Blogger in a rare moment of personal honesty. “I only know what it’s like to be raped every day in the mouth by Americans and the Dutch.”. 
Staring down at the unrolled condom she thinks to herself, “I’m surprised I can still do this.”.
Mr. V caresses her hair. With every deep sigh getting deeper and deeper, mr. V releases το Γρυλισμα from within himself. The political animal.
Looking down at the Blogger it laughs. “If only the professional S&M pornographer were still here to see you like this…”.
“I never thought I’d see you here.”. says the Blogger from between the legs of mr. V. “If he were still here to see me like this he’d film it and demand that I sign away my rights on a release form. Because surely no one has ever seen a Greek woman getting fucked in the mouth by her political representatives. Where were you all these years? Hiding under a rock?”

The Blogger senses the flesh of the rockhardon of mr. V in her mouth. The condom’s ripped. Shocked, she pulls her mouth up and away from the disaster scene as fast as she can, minimizing skin contact. Nevertheless, she is left with that semi-rotten egg taste on her tongue that can only mean one thing. She looks up, expecting to see το Γρυλισμα laughing at her, but it is gone.
“Where are you?” she demands angrily.
“Here, here!” says το Γρυλισμα from within her mouth.
The Blogger looks down and sees a brand new unripped condom pointing at her in anticipation.
“FUCKER!” she shouts and spits a mouthful of το Γρυλισμα on the floor next to the bed.
“Don’t ever freak me out like that!” she barks as το Γρυλισμα laughs. “You only play safe?”
“We’re all doomed to oblivion, there is no such thing as safety so I only play it safe.”, says the Blogger, and resumes her civic responsibility as a Greek woman somewhere between the legs of the former Greek minister of finances and his wife.

Το Γρυλισμα nestles itself behind the Blogger’s butt and pulls her legs slightly appart. The Blogger’s pussy hisses at him like a cat. Alarmed, the Blogger looks up and over her shoulder. “You are not gonna do that!”, she warns.
“I just want to have a good look at this Greek mess unfolding before me.”, says το Γρυλισμα running one of its slimy tentacles between the folds.
“Oh no, it’s trying to do that manga ferries thing again.”, thinks the Blogger to herself, and το Γρυλισμα reading her thoughts agrees.
“When a Greek girl says no she means NO!”, hisses the pussy again. Tο Γρυλισμα backs off and the Blogger goes back to minding mr. V.
Licking it’s one lucky tentacle, το Γρυλισμα “mmm!”-s appreciatively. “You taste pretty sweet for such a sour little Greek cunt.”
“It’s not me, it’s the vegan food…”, admits the Blogger apologetically. “I try to lay off the vegan food, I try to eat as many σουβλακια as I humanly can, but… oh, it’s so bad, you can taste it off of me.”. To exculpate herself, she offers: “Meat is so expensive right now, and has become so scarce with the price control embargoes…”.
Το Γρυλισμα was about to suggest that they take the Midnight Meat Train together sometime for a decent meal, but it is once again distracted by the folds, thinking of kusudama and ferries.

The Blogger looks up, and there she is. It’s her. The white worker’s uniform, the golden Xian Orthodox cross on a chain, the Nihon-koku flag with the black sun. Silent Zachary, Szach for short, editor and chief photographer of the dreaded Black Blood publication, was standing there at the head of the bed, aiming her camera straight at the Blogger. The Blogger with a condom in her mouth, looking up at Zachary, realizing there’s no way out of this one. “You’d make a good centerfold for the next issue.”, smirks Szach and presses the button on her camera, firing a sure shot.

The Blogger wakes up screaming.

References

Silent Zachary and Το Γρυλισμα appear courtesy of ΜΟΥΣΙΚΟ ΚΙΝΗΜΑ: (ΜΑΥΡΕΣ) ΤΡΙΧΕΣ.

Silent Zacharia is a character from the book Black Blood by Alexander Voulgaris.